accusors:

adding dude to the beginning of any sentence can make it sound so much more dramatic than it really is

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

(Source: cashcutie)